Tweets

    flylng:

    why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

    gnarly:

    i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work

    happiest:

    if u don’t get a reply i’m either 

    • eating
    • sleeping
    • blogging
    • masturbating
    • watching tv series 
    • or i just hate you 

    eyeballfarts:

    my boyfriend may be small, but he’s a grower

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    (Source: coolarmin)

    guy:

    7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

    (Source: guy)


    skinnywillmakemyscarsfade:

    Mph, that’s the actual size I want, it’s so perfect like literally. The bones are poking out enough to make you look like a skeleton, but then aren’t covered a lot so you can still see them a little. It’s perfect…

    injuries-in-dust:

    r u a chair bc i cant stand u